drinking laban's milk

for those of you who are not familiar with the story, laban is a large hairy-chested shepherd from canaan. he is mentioned several times in the bible, most notably because of his hairy chest [gen 23: 3-12] and his revolutionary sheep cross-breeding techniques [deut: 42: 137-141]. after having married both his daughters and having given all his genetically enhanced super-sheep to his son-in-law, laban decided to try his fortune in the milk industry. though his first attempts to market his dairy products were meager nobody could foresee the breathtaking success his milk would enjoy by the end of that same fiscal year. today, after having defeated his arch-rival, the ‘lapte de cocos’ brand, laban now owns more then 80% of the market shares. his success is mostly due to the rumor that the laban milk is the key ingredient for the formula that would turn anyone who drinks it into chuck norris. (some experts even argue that regular ingestion of laban milk can increase one’s eva synch ratio).

i’ve tasted this one last week, but i still didn’t turn into chuck norris. so i think i’ll just go back to drinking regular milk.